That Is Why You Are Overweight Eddie Harris Arr. 6EQUJ5 ©2017 Finmusic/effendi.me 1/24/2017 Finale v25 for Windows 2018-04-23 7.2319 40 1545 1194 140 70 88 88 0 0 121 70 1.4583 5 1.4583 1.4583 5 1.7513 1.4583 1.4583 1.4583 1.4583 60 60 120 8 title That Is Why You Are Overweight composer Eddie Harris Arr. 6EQUJ5 rights ©2017 Finmusic/effendi.me 1/24/2017 C Lead Sheet (Lord have mercy.) I had three doughnuts and two cups of coffee But that didn't stop my appetite I had only eaten a box of cookies Very late last night I had ten pancakes, plenty of syrup and butter, and two slices of ham; Three eggs, home fries, and four biscuits, all smothered in jam; Two glasses of milk, and a cheesecake; I thought I didn't want any more I just had to buy twelve of those mints in that bowl by the door Chorus That is why, that is why ... that is why you're overweight Chorus That is why, that is why ... that is why you're overweight While waiting for my dinner I had four shots of alcohol A chef's salad with lots of dressing and crackers, but not much meat at all Had a steak, candied yams, rice, lemonade, macaroni and cheese Corn bread, banana pudding, and a side order of black-eyed peas I stopped at the grocery store, I'm gonna load up my refrigerator I'm gonna sit down and watch television, and I'll have something to eat later You better stop signifying with me, talkin' 'bout I'm overweight, 'cause I eat what I want to eat! Tastes good to me. Lord have mercy it's good; all that food is good! I wish I had some more to eat. You're always talking about overweight, shoot, everybody talkin' bout it ... whoever said skinny people's healthy anyway? ... Gotta eat to live; anything you eat, you gonna get fat ... MusicXML Part SmartMusic SoftSynth SmartMusic SoftSynth 1 15489 1 80 0 7 0 172 system heavy-light 8 0 major 4 4 G 2 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down Extended Solos 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole light-heavy heavy-light 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 114 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down 114 C dominant B 4 32 1 whole B -1 major C major 16 32 1 E -1 major D major 16 32 1 G major G 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter G major B 4 4 1 eighth down begin F 1 major B 4 4 1 eighth down continue F major B 4 4 1 eighth down continue E major B 4 4 1 eighth down end A minor-seventh 32 1 B -1 major C major 16 32 1 E -1 major D major 16 32 1 114 G major G 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter G major B 4 4 1 eighth down begin F 1 major B 4 4 1 eighth down continue F major B 4 4 1 eighth down continue E major B 4 4 1 eighth down end A minor-seventh D dominant 16 32 1 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole 8 1 quarter G minor-seventh B 4 8 1 quarter down 8 1 quarter F major B 4 8 1 quarter down C dominant B 4 32 1 whole light-heavy